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It's all true, folks. Texas is going to secede from the U.S. and then we're going to have to answer to The Big Guy. I don't know about everyone else, but devising a "Break-In-Case-Of-Chuck" plan may be a bit harder to construct than our more common zombie and raptor survival kits.

THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!


WATCH OUT! THEY'RE COMING!

2009-04-12 16:29:39 by asdkjnuev

Yes, it is true, sadly. Pirate numbers have increased significantly, and their terrorism tactics are threatening the security of the United States of America. What is the world coming to?


Fack Off, Canada

2009-04-10 15:14:04 by asdkjnuev

Canada Isn't A Real Country, Anyway

Honest to god, this has to be the most retarded shit I've ever seen. Satire at its best, eh?


Ingenuity Rocks

2009-04-09 12:05:55 by asdkjnuev

Inventor turns cardboard boxes into eco-friendly oven

Nice!


Dear North Korea:

2009-04-05 03:26:42 by asdkjnuev

You are a nation full of hate, war, and fear mongering; you are people of madhattery and skullduggery imposed by your "Great Leader."

Please, just stop. You're really pissing everyone off.